May 2013
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
May 21st
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sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 
May 21st
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carneron: hyungstrider: a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33 girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
May 21st
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khazash: bluecartography: we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with #what do you mean one
May 21st
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falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers Amen
May 21st
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May 20th
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h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
May 20th
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ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
May 20th
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lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
May 20th
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
May 20th
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makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
May 20th
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porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
May 20th
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izzetheking: I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts
May 20th
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vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
May 20th
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slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean  be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
May 20th
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magicconchshell: without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
May 20th
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la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
May 20th
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deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
May 20th
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plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
May 20th
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hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 
May 20th
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the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
May 20th
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cooldadbutts: fffcuk: there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
May 20th
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tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
May 20th
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Introducing Sherlock to my boyfriend for the first...
Sherlock: Brilliant! Let's chase after that taxi!
*Watson leaves his cane at restaurant*
Boyfriend: WATSON CAN RUN?!
May 10th
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
May 8th
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