scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
carneron: hyungstrider: a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33 girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
khazash: bluecartography: we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with #what do you mean one
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers Amen
h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
izzetheking: I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts
vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
magicconchshell: without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
cooldadbutts: fffcuk: there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
Introducing Sherlock to my boyfriend for the first...
Sherlock: Brilliant! Let's chase after that taxi!
*Watson leaves his cane at restaurant*
Boyfriend: WATSON CAN RUN?!
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.